Name: Andrew Alan Patrick Ross,
Nicknames: Roo, Tblboy, Bastard
Birth Date:Was not born, he was spanwed.. date unknown.
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Age: 28
Dating Status: Dating, not me but I WILL have him eventually
Address: After following him home I have drawn a map for all you stalkers
Email Address: tblboy@hotmail.com and roosmachine@hotmail.com

Height: 6'1 (185 cm)
Weight: 160 lbs (73kgs)
Eye Color: Green/Grey/Bloodshot
Hair: Brown, just past the shoulders.
Right or left Handed: Right for all the activities I've seen
Piercings: None that I can see
Jewelry: Home made bracelet and necklace out of bike parts
Favorite Color: Black, Roo thinks black is a color, he is forgiven
How Does He Like His Timmy's? :2-6 Chocolate Glazed Doughnuts (heavy on the glaze)
Greatest Weakness: A great pair of legs brings him to his knees (kilts apparently work too)
Favorite Food: Often seen eating at Swiss Chalet or bqq'n in the nude
Favorite Nonalcoholic drink: Massive amounts of Dr. Pepper
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Rum&Coke
Bellybutton: Innie
How Many Rings Before He Answers The Phone?: 2, and then I hang up on him (repeat several times)
Favorite TV Shows: By peaking in his window I can see he likes Babylon 5, The Simpsons, and That 70's show
Favorite Band: I hear the following bands while outside his window, Metallica, Manson, Guns 'n Roses, NIN, Tool
Vehicle of Choice: His Thin Blue Line bicycle, he prefers it over any car.
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